Not a Margarita - even a "Mocktail" at all!!!!! You folks usually hit the mark, but who the heck came up with this nonsense? For starters, there is NO CUCUMBER in a Margarita. Second, one of the important components of a Margarita is a touch of orange. In a regular Margarita, that's supplied by orange liqueur; I'd love to think that someone here has the intelligence to find a non-alcoholic subsitute. Geesh.
This is wildly refreshing.