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Odes to the Things I Can No Longer Enjoy on My Damned Diet

By Colin Nissan, "Odes to the things I can no longer enjoy on my damned diet," January/February 2011

Humorist Colin Nissan on saying goodbye to his favorite foods


READER'S COMMENT:
"Good bye, French fries Au revoir, hot and salty sticks of joy. While some may think you are a mere sidekick to greasy fast food burgers everywhere, I know the truth. You’ve fancied yourself up for steakhouses and disguised yourself has...
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It was Scarecrow Dorothy would "miss most of all". That said, funny column! I feel your pain....

Anonymous

12/28/2011 - 3:51pm

Good bye, French fries

Au revoir, hot and salty sticks of joy. While some may think you are a mere sidekick to greasy fast food burgers everywhere, I know the truth. You’ve fancied yourself up for steakhouses and disguised yourself has homefries with my diner omlette. A shape-shifting potato siren, calling to me from every meal and every star-rating restaurant group. Boo, I say to you! You can trick me no more; it’s time for the new me to simplfy and get away from your tuberous roots and embrace your leafy green salad competition.

Anonymous

12/28/2011 - 5:27pm



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